Does that mean anything to you? To me, it gives a super quick snapshot into my personality, my energy, and where I'm going in life. And the more I learn about my own chart, the more deeply I love & understand myself.
(Listen, this Saturn-dominant, earth-heavy, Air-Mercury was skeptical, too.)
But after reading more than 700 charts since I got started as a coach in 2017 – not to mention the way I've started predicting major events long before they happen – I've come to accept that there's something magical about the way the Stars speak to me. And with that acceptance comes the privilege of getting to guide folks like you 🙏
WHO'S MAMA CAPRICORN?
You're looking at the winner(?) of Davidsen Middle School's "Most Stressed Out" notable for the 8th grade class of 2003, my friend!
Life before astrology was pretty chaotic for me. I felt like my past was an emotional anchor, weighing me down. Everyone else's judgments about who they thought I was meant so much more to me than my own opinion of myself.
When astrology found me – just a few months before my Saturn Return! – it was like a permission slip from the Universe to drop those judgments, to forgive my past & process the pain there, and to create the life I've always known I wanted.
There's a whole lot more to Mama Capricorn than the sad-girl-turned-astro-nerd you've gotten a glimpse of so far. I know that hiring someone to guide you through these important transitions in your life means finding a guide you vibe with – so here's some of that *deeper info* you might wanna know:
✦ Spending more time having fun with people who like me for me.
✧ How literally every single part of my life is better when I go to hot yoga once a day.
✦ How to be soft and vulnerable in my personal life & relationships.
✧ How to feel safe building community with others when I'm not trying to be "taken seriously".
✦ Over-thinking and strategizing every step of the plan before getting started.
✧ Putting off rest, rejuvenation, & purely joyful experiences until some external benchmark is reached.
✦ There is no "right" or "wrong" (as long as you do no harm!) – there is only what's "right" for you.
✧ Your purpose is bigger than your vocation, but you should also get to love what you do.
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